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Tools, frameworks, and experiences engineered by neurodivergents, for neurodivergents. Move beyond coping mechanisms into customized operational blueprints. This is where your wiring becomes your weapon.
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The following are not simple products or services; they are access points to specialized knowledge, curated environments, and powerful methodologies designed to align with and amplify neurodivergent strengths. Each requires an application or direct contact to ensure fit and maintain the integrity of the space.
Mysconduct: Advanced Boundary Protocol Workshops
Intensive, restricted-access workshops focused on designing and implementing robust boundary systems tailored for neurodivergent individuals and communities. We move beyond basic consent into nuanced communication, sensory boundary management, and strategies for navigating neurotypical relational expectations without compromising your integrity.
Key Focus Areas:
- Deconstructing ableist assumptions in consent models.
- Sensory overload prevention and boundary setting.
- Clear communication frameworks for atypical processing.
- Strategies for addressing meltdowns/shutdowns within relational boundaries.
- Building ND-affirming community and personal safety nets.
The Satirium: Inner Circle Content & Strategy Cohorts
Exclusive, application-only cohorts for neurodivergent creators and advocates. Gain access to unreleased satirical content, advanced strategy modules on leveraging humor for social critique, and participate in direct feedback sessions. This is for those who use their unique perspective to cut through the noise and ignite change.
Access Includes:
- Restricted "Signal Boost" satirical drops (zines, videos, interactive).
- Bi-weekly strategy calls on "Meme Warfare & Narrative Disruption."
- Peer review and amplification network for ND creators.
- Modules on navigating censorship and platform algorithms.
MysManaged: Personalized Voice & Systems Architecture
One-on-one consultation and system development to build personalized communication, project management, and delegation frameworks that honor your neurotype. Stop fighting your brain and start designing systems that work *with* its unique strengths (hyperfocus, pattern recognition, divergent thinking).
Custom Development Focuses On:
- Mapping your cognitive style and identifying optimal workflows.
- Designing communication templates that minimize masking.
- Building sustainable energy management for projects.
- Creating ND-friendly delegation systems for teams or VAs.
- Tooling and tech stack optimization for your processing needs.
HelenKella Labs: Bespoke ND Environment Design
A highly selective program for individuals seeking to radically redesign their personal and professional environments to be optimally neurodivergent-affirming and performance-enhancing. This involves deep dives into sensory profiles, executive function support, and creating spaces that reduce friction and foster flow.
Program Includes:
- Comprehensive sensory and cognitive assessment.
- Personalized environmental (home/work) design blueprint.
- Curated technology and tool recommendations.
- Coaching on advocating for and implementing necessary changes.
THE STANDARD IS BROKEN. BUILD YOUR OWN.
These offerings are pathways, not products. They require commitment and a readiness to operate differently. If the default settings are failing you, it's time to access the developer console of your own life.
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